After a quick getaway for a week to a holiday house just north of Byron Bay we were at the gate at Ballina airport awaiting our flight back to chilly Melbourne. Master 4 was his typical attention seeking self, charming a lot of the older passengers who were also waiting to board our flight. He was chatting away and telling them all about his holiday and all the fun things he had done in his typical random 4 year old way.
I was not paying close attention to the conversation, I was just glad that someone else was doing the interacting for once as he can be pretty full on. The conversation continued for a few minutes and then I suddenly heard him say something which grabbed my attention.
“Today we went to Bunnings and I saw a big porn” said Master 4 confidently.
I then spent the next few minutes trying to explain to complete strangers what he meant:
Apparently this is not the first time he’s got this one mixed up, unknown to me he has quite loudly announced that mum had got the wrong sushi and was given a “porn sushi”. You’ve got to laugh! You couldn’t script it even if you wanted to!